How to Pick Up a Girl Gamer
Over on some website some skirt wrote up something about how to pick up a girl gamer or something, I guess. Her tips might be valuable for you losers out there that can’t get a woman of your own and need to have random websites tell you how to do it.
First of all, do you really need to be with a woman who games? Just think about it. If you get a girlfriend who games as much as you do, that means competition over the game systems. Also, you might find yourself buying games you don’t want because she wants to play them. What you need to find is a girl who will play games occasionally, but more importantly will tolerate your habits. That means you need to find a woman who will give up nagging when you won’t stop playing a game.
If you really do need tips on how to pick up a girl here’s my patented list if you’re a troll with no clue:
1. Take a shower and get a haircut. Women like guys that are clean.
2. Wear pants.
3. Get them drunk. Alcohol does wonders.
So there you go. With my advice you’ll have so many chicks that you can select which one is best for you by their chosen hobbies.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I want to thank you for bringing back the phrase “Some skirt.”
It’s return is past due.
Of course, the dames might not see it that way.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Oh if its not one thing its another that upsets dem broads.
July 12th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
That’s right, keep them barefoot, pregnant and playing Hexic.
August 12th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
What the hell are you talking about?