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Prepare To Kill For An Awesome Wii Deal

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Update: Looks like this deal is a fake. Thanks internet, for making me look like an asshole.

Now I haven’t changed my anti-Wii stance (Which is I don’t want one, but I don’t necessarily dislike them. They’re just not for me.), but I know a hell of a deal when I see one and this is one hell of a crazy ass deal. Sam’s Club will have the “Wii Family Bundle” during the day after Thanksgiving known as, “Black Friday.”

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Why I don’t want a Wii for Christmas

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

I’m sure that this year will be another stellar year for Nintendo Wii sales and for good reason, it’s a low cost system that has an enormous appeal to the general, non-gaming public.

I don’t want one. Why? Well, the fact that there’s almost no games for the system doesn’t really help it’s case. Many of the “games” currently available aren’t very appeal for someone in my situation (i.e. a being an incredibly sexy man). I don’t want to pretend to exercise nor I don’t want to pretend to play an play an instrument that requires the level of skill an infant possesses. Most importantly, the only appealing thing about the Wii for me is the long list of older games that I can get for free off the internet via the mighty powers of piracy.

So save yourself the trouble, just send me a two hundred dollar check. Thanks.

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GAFtDoY: The Virtual Boy

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

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The Virtual Boy game system by Nintendo was so awesome and ahead of it’s time no one bought it. They couldn’t comprehend how amazing it was to ruin their necks and burn out their retinas staring into a sort-of 3D world made up entirely of red lines. How could they? They were primitive Neanderthals in the presences of a technology they could barely comprehend. Imagine if stone age man encountered a simple flash light? He would be both confused and frightened by the device he couldn’t even begin to comprehend.

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