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Bigger, Badder and Whiter Playstation 3 Elite

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Here’s a great spoof on the Xbox 360 Elite. This time we are taking a look at the non-existent PS3 Elite.

If you purchase this imaginary system, you get a sweet system with a white finish that gets dirty and collects dust almost instantly. The system is also guaranteed to overheat and crash while playing games. It actually overheats and crashes so much, you would think Microsoft made it. You also get force feedback controllers, a blazing fast 28.8k modem that’s dedicated only to playing your games online, and it can play CDs in 1080p!

Man, this thing totally kicks ass!

[Via GamersReports]

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Posted in Playstation 3 on May 6th, 2007

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    May 6th, 2007 at 12:49 pm

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