Why I’m Not Reporting Rumors This Month

There have been a numerous amount of rumors circulating the web. There have been reports on the possibility of Nintendo’s Wii getting an external hard drive, a version of Katamari Damacy hitting the Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii (which will be called “Beautiful Katamri”), even Sega Saturn games coming to the Virtual Console. I’m aware of these current rumors and I’m not going to justify making their own articles for one reason and one reason only…
…because they’re most likely April Fool’s jokes. I mean, it is way too close to April 1st and even though these 3 examples would be awesome, I’m not falling for it. I’ve been the victim of one too many April Fool’s jokes and I am taking a stand here. So for those of you who tipped me off to these rumors, I thank you, but I’m not going to post any rumors from now until April 2nd.
April Fool’s, 1PStart, kezins, BB




March 18th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Nice. I hate those types of rumors. Good move on not reporting them.
March 18th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Yea, I forgot to mention the possibility of Nights making a return on the Nintendo Wii. I mean, there are so many tasty “rumors” out there, but just for a couple of weeks, I’m not going to waste time and report them when I could be reporting on other things that are actually true.
March 18th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
I get it! It has to come from the horses mouth! Good one
March 18th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
I too appreciate the fact that you don’t jump on the band-wagon of the latest far-out rumor that is making the rounds. I understand reporting rumors that may could be probable, but the web sites that are constantly reporting rumors that are outside of the realm of possibility are just wasting people’s time who are looking for real gaming news
March 18th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
@Babylinda: That’s a donkey… I was going more for an “Ass” motif with that picture… but whatever works for you
March 18th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
I like the horses mouth better! Takes more thought!
March 18th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Also, It’s about that time where people start getting all “April Foolsey”. Best to take it all in stride. Get it? Horse? Stride?
March 18th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Good I can’t deal with April fool’s day.
March 18th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
To be honest…it kinda looks like a horse and it kinda looks like a donkey. Each viewer can make theor own translation. But at least the point got across.
March 18th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
On a more serious note, Halo 3 is switching platforms to the Nintendo Wii, Home is switching to the Xbox 360, and Super Smash Melee will be coming to PS3
March 19th, 2007 at 8:40 am
The Katamari one would make a pretty extreme April Fools joke, considering it’s showing up in Gamestop inventory databases, but I do see where you’re coming from with this — I’ve been laying low on the rumors, as well.
March 19th, 2007 at 9:59 am
The Katamari one seems reasonable enough, but the rest…meh
March 19th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Just waiting for the day I can hear that annoying catching katamari song blasting through my 360.
March 19th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Anyone else worried about that “Guitar Hero 2 Giveaway” ending on the 1st of April. BB is either gonna keep it for himself or give it to the bum then send out fake e-mails saying we’ve won GH2 just to play a cruel April fools joke… (Just my conspiracy theory as of now)
March 19th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Mwa ha ha ha
March 20th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Good idea. I was crushed after I found out that Mushroom KH didn’t exsist. Neither does Bob Ross Joy of Painting game. The world is a lot less happy.