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Tera Patrick: Saints Row “Producer”

by Paul

Tera Patrick, best known (okay only known) as an adult film actress a.k.a pornstar, was hired to be a “special producer” for Saints Row 2. Basically, she was hired so morons like me would write about it to get you all excited for the game. Recently she was in a developer’s diary, which you can see above in that tiny ass window. Hey, sorry about that. I don’t make the blog only puke words onto it.

Look, I’m all for boobs. I love ‘em and think that we should see more of them in our day to day life, but this is pretty damn sad. Why should gamers be teased with this kind of base sexuality when a simple Google search will bring you the wonders of full on nudity? This isn’t 1998, I don’t need to be teased to see a pair of cans when I can see them (and other parts) in about five seconds worth of searching. Sorry Saints Row 2 producers, it’s not working for me. Well… okay you won this round by getting me to talk about your stupid game, but you’ve really got to try a little harder next time.

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Posted in News on August 1st, 2008

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  1. Jason P Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    mmm… Tera Patrick

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