Reason Why Women Shouldn’t Get Between Men & Their Wii
Now, when I first saw this picture, I thought the smiley, blue-eyed woman was just a lippy bitch who just didn’t know when to shut up and just make dinner when her man comes home from a long day of workin’ in the coal mines.
Well, it seems she’s been the victim of the first real “Wii-related injury”. Here’s the story from Wiihaveaproblem.com:
“The day our Wii arrived also happened to be when my work was holding our Christmas party. Not being one to forego free booze, off I went leaving the girlie to play to her hearts content.
After guzzling a copious amount of ‘wife beater’ (Stella Artois) - I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda ‘Boss’. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.
Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!
I truly thought I’d blinded her and was almost about to call an abulance but then her pain died down. You can see the results of the accident in the attached photo…
I’m lucky that Liz is a good sport, but it did cost me, Liz has first dibs on the Wii… a small price to pay - I guess
-Jim”
Wow…just…wow…I guess Nintendo has to update their opening “Warning” screen when you first start your Wii to add something about mixing alcohol and women while playing your Wii.
As for Liz, it’s a good thing she’s Irish…they’re known for being able to take a good punch or two 
December 11th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
What do you say to a woman that’s got two black eyes?
You should have listened the first time!
December 11th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
You friggin kill me Paul, it’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything the moment I read your comment, or I would had a spit-take!
December 11th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
This is pretty messed up guys but funny! He she seems happy even though she has a black eye!*SIGH* the magic of the Wii
December 11th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
sorry, I figured if we were going with that kind of humor (i.e. making fun of a subject that’s kind of taboo) that the joke would fit right in.
December 12th, 2006 at 8:39 am
It’s weird she’s all smiles my GF would be soooo pissed.
December 12th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Its cool Paul she is the dumbass for smiling! So crack away!