PETA is Retarded
I guess this isn’t really news. I mean, PETA means well and all, but they really are retarded. In their newest move that makes them look stupid, the animal rights group has created a Flash based game that is based on the game Cooking Mama. In “Cooking Mama Kills Animals” the star of the game shows where you meals REALLY come from: DEAD ANIMALS.
Oh yeah, I bet you never realized that the turkey you eat on Thanksgiving was once a living thing and YOU’RE TOTALLY EATING IT YOU BARBARIAN PIG OMG!!!!111
Listen, if you’re a vegetarian there’s nothing wrong with that. The minute you try freaking me out that I’m eating animals, which is the natural order of things, then shut up. I don’t need a game to show me that I’m responsible for the death of an animal, I pretty much know this going in. I just don’t care for two reasons: 1. Turkeys are delicious. 2. They are ugly. Now if the tradition of Thanksgiving was to eat baby seals, I’d have a problem as it violates at least one of my rules. You see, they don’t taste very good.
I’m guessing that they could be sued over this game, but I don’t think it would be successful. They could reasonably argue that it is covered under parody as sloppily done and brand ruining as this game is.
November 18th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I’d stop eating meat if PETA would send a hottie over once every 3 months to eat mine.
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Not my classiest comment but… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!