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Mario’s Dirty Little Secret

by BB

It seems that after years of fighting King Koopa in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario and Peach have finally moved back into Mario’s hometown of Brooklyn. But Mario has got a dirty little secret.

Spending all that time in Mushroom Kingdom has had an effect on him. Not only does he get flashbacks of all of the sh** he’s seen, but he’s got the mushroom monkey on his back. He spends his days now chasing his addiction. Looking for his next mushroom fix. Little does he know that the very thing that helped him in many adventures…is the very thing that will get him killed.

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Posted in The Funnies, Videos on May 5th, 2007

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  1. Babylinda Says:
    May 5th, 2007 at 11:29 am

    Omg! some people have way too much free time on their hands! Cute!

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