eBay auctioner actually expected $750 for Halo 3?

NOTE: I was gonna include this in the inagural 1PStart version of “t3h w31rd”, but… no. This is too good.
At the time I write this, the high bid on this early copy of Halo 3 is $162.50. This is not for the helmet. Hell, this isn’t even for the Collector’s Edition box set. Someone has willingly offered to pay $162.50 for the regular ol’ Halo 3.
Why? So you can get it a few days earlier than everyone else? Dude, while you’re playing through your regular ol’ Halo 3, I’ll be standing in line with some of the most die-hard and passionate gamers on the planet, waiting to get my hands on my Legendary Edition Halo 3 (the helmet), which comes with a ton of bonus material. And you know what?
I’ll STILL be paying less than you, dingle berry. So, to you Mr. “7***a”, I hope you enjoy your copy of Halo 3. Lord knows that by the time you get it, I’ll be trying to get my cat to wear the helmet.
And to YOU, Mr. Auctioner… what are you? Freaking retarded?
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Microsoft, Xbox 360, Bungie, Halo 3, eBay



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