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Crysis’s Minimum Requirements are better than your PC

by JW

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Fansite Crysis-Online (Yes, the game already has fansites) has posted the Officially Unofficial MSR (minimum system requirements) for the upcoming FPS powerhouse. Why are the specs “officially unofficial”? Because EA released them on accident earlier today, but were quick to take them down.

CPU: Intel Pentium 4 2.8Ghz or AMD equivelent
RAM: 1GB
Video Card: nVidia GeForce 6800GT (256MB) or ATi Radeon 9800 Pro (256MB) (I remember when the Radeon 9800 Pro was the shiznit)
Hard Drive: 16GB Free HDD Space
OS: Microsoft Windows XP/Vista
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible

…holy freaking hell, my PC would try to run this game and freaking explode! I hate you, EA… I hate you…

SATIRE UPDATE: A representative from Electronic Arts calling himself “Mr. Bugsby” has responded to my e-mail regarding the Recommended System Requirements of Crysis. Answering my question of what they are, he simply wrote back “… bahahahahahaha!”, then sent me a gif image of Chuck Norris smacking a baby.

[Crysis-Online]

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Posted in Announcements, Hardware, PC on September 21st, 2007

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